🥁🤶🏽(video) Mrs. Claus Got Menopause for Christmas
A NSFW Holiday Hit About an Unsung Heroine
Happiest of holidays to you and yours, frens! Here’s a holiday tune I wrote for you to make Mariah Carey jealous cringe.
🎸Words & Music by Michelle Burleson (aka Kimchi Rhinestone)
☃️Video in background by Lior Molcho
🎙️Lyrics
The North Pole glaciers are melting this holiday season
but climate change ain’t the reason
It seems wherever Mrs. Claus does go
her hot flashes melt all the snow
Oh, Mrs. Claus got menopause, it ain’t pleasin’
Mrs. Claus got menopause for Christmas
She hasn’t slept a wink since Labor Day
Underneath her little red dress
She’s one helluva sweaty mess
Santa, send some estrogen her way
Mrs. Claus ain’t in the mood for your 💩
‘Cause on the 1st Day of Christmas her ovaries quit
Her hair got brittle and her bones got thin
She turned 8 tiny reindeer into venison
Let’s get her to a gyno that’s legit
Santa needs to keep his bone at home
Til he can slide down her chimney with progesterone
She don’t want none of your mistletoe nookie
‘Cause her vaj is drier than a gingerbread cookie
Your Yule log can spend a silent night alone
Put some hormone therapy
Under the Christmas tree
And help Mrs. Claus with menopause this year